Number of hours spent writing WAFT essay: 3
Number of minutes spent editing WAFT essay: 15
Number of minutes spent watching Daily Show clips: >100
Number of advisers who stood me up at the Advisor breakfast: 2
Number of House skits viewed: 8
Number of House skits that involved toaster sex: 1
Number of House skits which mentioned The Ratio: 5
The Ratio: ~ 7/3
Amount of food hoarded from refreshment table:
* 3 bags Whoppers
* 4 small bags Skittles
* 3 bite size Baby Ruths
* 1 package Twizzlers
* 5 Tootsie Rolls
* 2 bags chips
Level of meta achieved this evening: > 4
